Sunday, July 27, 2014

MARRIAGE AND SEX...WHO HAS THE UPPER HAND?


Is it me or does every husband deal with this same issue...My wife will usually refer to sex as her giving me some.  WTF!  She has this whole thing twisted around!  It is no longer a mutual agreement.  It's her going out of her way to "give me some."  Like she doesn't get nothing out of it!  I guess this is how it goes after being married for almost 14 years.

So what do I do about it, you asked?  It's simple.  It's called porn!  I love it!

I've also figured a couple of things out along the way too, but I probably couldn't have without some good ol' porn to help a brotha out in some pretty rough times. What I figured out is that my wife still wants to have sex...and with me...just not as often!  Our sex cycle is different that's all.  I want to have sex usually 2 to 3 times a day.  My wife thinks I have some type of sex addiction...I told her I'm just a man.  My wife probably wants to have sex around 2 to 3 times a week.  Like I said...thank God for porn...and thank God for letting me be able to watch it on my phone!  Man, it must have sucked being a husband back in the good old days before the internet and smart phones.

So now I don't ask for sex no more, and on top of that it's no longer her "giving me some." Now a days it's more like her asking me to give her some!  I guess we could call this technology of the internet, smart phones, and free porn another small step for mankind because without it...I don't think I would be the only one in trouble.

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